Two by Two

Here's a little ditty for Congressional Date Night (since my computer crashed over the weekend and I missed posting for two days).  Lang Lang, take note.

When Congress goes marching two by two, Hurrah! Hurrah!
Lackeys will swoon and faint on cue, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Dems will cheer and the Libs will shout.
The Media they will all turn out
And we all will pay as Congress goes marching in.