March of the Morons
Well, that’s enough of picking on Glenn Beck for awhile; it’s Jon Stewart’s turn to be skewered. And he has it coming.
The Liberal comedian of The Daily Show is planning a counter-rally rally on Oct. 30th to mock Glenn Beck’s 8/28 rally. Just to be politically correct, another group is planning a spoof of the Rev. Al Sharpton counter-march in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King.
Interesting that Stewart chose Oct. 30th as his date – Mischief Night, Devil’s Night, here in N.J., Goosey Night. If you had to choose a day for mockery, that’s the day, I guess. I suppose they plan to toilet paper the National Mall. How sweet.
According to reports, he’s doing it because he objects to all the demonstrations on the National Mall. He’s even included the Vietnam War protests in his denunciations. He thinks it’s a disgrace to bring protests, to demonstrate, to exercise our First Amendment rights on the National Mall in the nation’s capital. We’re being irreverent when we do so, he apparently thinks.
Already, according to Liberal reports, carpools are being organized and buses are being chartered down to Washington, D.C. The Million Moderates March Stewart is proclaiming it. They might as well call it the Million Morons March.
These so-called “Moderates” are the Liberal Right. They make too much money to be classically poor Liberals; they don’t make enough to qualify as Limousine Liberals. These are the same idiots who voted in the Moderate Republicans who drove up the deficits to new heights, in cooperation with the Democrats whom they crossed the aisle to appease.
These are the young Twenty and Thirty-somethings who have no problem with legalizing marijuana. They were probably good students, and were able to secure good jobs, but they couldn’t tell you that the capital of Maine is Augusta (even if they live there) or that Washington became a state in 1889 or that Washington had contracted smallpox as a young adult.
They’re the fabled, self-centered Me Generation, the Peter Pan Generation that never grew up. It’s all about them, and now their kids, who walk all over them. Discipline is a word that’s not in their parental vocabulary. They want to be their kids’ friend.
Predictably, they’ve swallowed the Global Warming Fairy Tale (which a generation before had been the Global Cooling Fairy Tale). They dutifully bag their own groceries filled with plastic diapers guaranteed to survive an eternity and gulp down their bottled water.
Their credit cards are maxed to the hilt, so they think nothing of the government maxing out its credit to the hilt. They’ll worry about that tomorrow. Today we’ll sing pretty campfire songs with the kids about saving the earth, and the whales,
The idiots let their kids watch The Simpsons and SouthPark. They encourage them to imitate their rock and roll idols and pay attention to their socialist/communist teachers who teach them wealth is greed and redistribution of wealth is social piety.
They and their kids run around in peace sign shirts, smugly defying anyone to argue with them, raising the specter of “hatred”. They’re fuzzy-wuzzy suburbanites who just want everyone to get along. They want no part of the nasty business of politics and disagreements and criticism of government. Just relax and let the government take care of things. It’s all such a bother; let’s go watch the kids play soccer and forget about it.
These are our future leaders, the parents of the future. Just give them a joint or a sip of wine or beer, and everything will be just fine. Relax, man, you’re too tense. It’s not like it’s the end of the world. Chill out.
That’s why Conservatives in the Tea Parties don’t want anything to do with these brainwashed nitwits. It’s useless trying to reason with these arrested adolescents. Their brains are permanently disconnected. They don’t care anything about real freedom. If the government wants to coddle them from cradle to grave, well, what in the world is wrong with that?
Another reason it’s impossible to reach them is they feel so good about themselves. They’ve deluded themselves into a notion of eternal youth. They’ll give to this charity or that charity and pat themselves on the back for being good globally citizens. Look how much they care. They even pat themselves on the back for agreeing to higher taxes, regarding it as another form of charity.
And they say the Tea Partiers are crazy.
The Liberal comedian of The Daily Show is planning a counter-rally rally on Oct. 30th to mock Glenn Beck’s 8/28 rally. Just to be politically correct, another group is planning a spoof of the Rev. Al Sharpton counter-march in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King.
Interesting that Stewart chose Oct. 30th as his date – Mischief Night, Devil’s Night, here in N.J., Goosey Night. If you had to choose a day for mockery, that’s the day, I guess. I suppose they plan to toilet paper the National Mall. How sweet.
According to reports, he’s doing it because he objects to all the demonstrations on the National Mall. He’s even included the Vietnam War protests in his denunciations. He thinks it’s a disgrace to bring protests, to demonstrate, to exercise our First Amendment rights on the National Mall in the nation’s capital. We’re being irreverent when we do so, he apparently thinks.
Already, according to Liberal reports, carpools are being organized and buses are being chartered down to Washington, D.C. The Million Moderates March Stewart is proclaiming it. They might as well call it the Million Morons March.
These so-called “Moderates” are the Liberal Right. They make too much money to be classically poor Liberals; they don’t make enough to qualify as Limousine Liberals. These are the same idiots who voted in the Moderate Republicans who drove up the deficits to new heights, in cooperation with the Democrats whom they crossed the aisle to appease.
These are the young Twenty and Thirty-somethings who have no problem with legalizing marijuana. They were probably good students, and were able to secure good jobs, but they couldn’t tell you that the capital of Maine is Augusta (even if they live there) or that Washington became a state in 1889 or that Washington had contracted smallpox as a young adult.
They’re the fabled, self-centered Me Generation, the Peter Pan Generation that never grew up. It’s all about them, and now their kids, who walk all over them. Discipline is a word that’s not in their parental vocabulary. They want to be their kids’ friend.
Predictably, they’ve swallowed the Global Warming Fairy Tale (which a generation before had been the Global Cooling Fairy Tale). They dutifully bag their own groceries filled with plastic diapers guaranteed to survive an eternity and gulp down their bottled water.
Their credit cards are maxed to the hilt, so they think nothing of the government maxing out its credit to the hilt. They’ll worry about that tomorrow. Today we’ll sing pretty campfire songs with the kids about saving the earth, and the whales,
The idiots let their kids watch The Simpsons and SouthPark. They encourage them to imitate their rock and roll idols and pay attention to their socialist/communist teachers who teach them wealth is greed and redistribution of wealth is social piety.
They and their kids run around in peace sign shirts, smugly defying anyone to argue with them, raising the specter of “hatred”. They’re fuzzy-wuzzy suburbanites who just want everyone to get along. They want no part of the nasty business of politics and disagreements and criticism of government. Just relax and let the government take care of things. It’s all such a bother; let’s go watch the kids play soccer and forget about it.
These are our future leaders, the parents of the future. Just give them a joint or a sip of wine or beer, and everything will be just fine. Relax, man, you’re too tense. It’s not like it’s the end of the world. Chill out.
That’s why Conservatives in the Tea Parties don’t want anything to do with these brainwashed nitwits. It’s useless trying to reason with these arrested adolescents. Their brains are permanently disconnected. They don’t care anything about real freedom. If the government wants to coddle them from cradle to grave, well, what in the world is wrong with that?
Another reason it’s impossible to reach them is they feel so good about themselves. They’ve deluded themselves into a notion of eternal youth. They’ll give to this charity or that charity and pat themselves on the back for being good globally citizens. Look how much they care. They even pat themselves on the back for agreeing to higher taxes, regarding it as another form of charity.
And they say the Tea Partiers are crazy.
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